- me to myself after every single thing i do: god dammit
Bonapurple
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
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there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
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Reason to love Stephen Fry Number Sixty-Six- His Charlie McDonnell outro
“You’ve just had the almost imponderable joy of watching charlieissocoollike which makes you, like, cool!”
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Bless U
what’s THIS did I make a VIDEO
is it SHORT and SWEET yes it IS
because I like my videos like I like my fantasy dwarves
PAUNCHY
if you pronounce it like “punchy”
I like my videos punchy and my dwarves paunchy and the words sound kind of similar? if you had a really weird accent maybe
frezned out
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1. Don’t tell people you hold one opinion on something when you actually hold a totally different one. Obviously. Like… I… can’t even… why…
2. Stop saying ‘Oh my God’. It’s irritating. You find it irritating, your friends find it irritating, EVERYONE finds it irritating. Just quit it, please. Why not ‘omh’ instead?
3. Why the FUCK would you whine on about gender equality and then make a sexist comment in front of your boyfriend? You know you hate sexism, so partake in it yourself. Jeez. I really am a moron.
4. You can only grin for so long before it becomes creepy. Learn how long this is and stick to it, before you get beaten up.
